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Retribution-Like A... 12/1/2005 Justin struggled against the ropes. He strained his arm muscles trying to loosen the bonds. He tried to raise up on his knees. "You won't get away with this, " he threatened, "I'll go to the cops 0 Comments, 590 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Retribution-Like A... 12/1/2005 Justin struggled against the ropes. He strained his arm muscles trying to loosen the bonds. He tried to raise up on his knees. "You won't get away with this, " he threatened, "I'll go to the cop 0 Comments, 253 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Retribution-Like A... 12/1/2005 Justin struggled against the ropes. He strained his arm muscles trying to loosen the bonds. He tried to raise up on his knees. "You won't get away with this, " he threatened, "I'll go to the cop 0 Comments, 248 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Retribution-No Fury... 11/30/2005 "You see, if I turn the switch, just a little, " Rita said softly as she turned the black knob, "it feels good." Small amounts of current stroked the flesh of Justin's scrotum. Justin moaned soft 0 Comments, 862 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Retribution-Hell Hath... 11/30/2005 Justin Hunter was a handsome man. Tall, erect, muscular with a year round perfect tan and a completely disarming personality. He was also a liar, a cheat, a manipulator, a user and abuser of wome 0 Comments, 690 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Dick Tracy lives! 11/29/2005 Two private detectives were secretly watching a young woman through a bedroom window. The two detectives recognized the woman as their 's wife and she was having wild sex with a strange man. 0 Comments, 151 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A very touching sign of respect. 11/29/2005 Four gentlemen were getting ready to tee off at the golf course. As they were preparing to start the first round, a funeral procession passed the golf course. One of the men turned toward the pro 0 Comments, 134 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Gotcha! 11/29/2005 There was a guy who, although married, liked to keep bachelor's hours and, at the same time, demanded complete fidelity of his wife. Every friday and saturday he would leave his wife at home with 0 Comments, 151 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The sweet smell of revenge! 11/28/2005 I was barely nineteen when this happened. If you're hoping to read some juicy sex tale, you might wish to read something else. This is a tale of revenge, off-color and possibly disgusting, and hu 0 Comments, 326 Views, 0 Votes | |
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May we? 11/28/2005 Many years ago, when I was in my early twenties, I was stationed in England. Several of us decided to tour Europe via train. We spent three nights on the French Riviera. On our last night, the f 0 Comments, 120 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Could be! 11/27/2005 "You've got the wrong number, " said the sleepy eyed man into the telephone receiver, "you're gonna have to call the weather report for that information." "Who was that?" The beautiful young w 0 Comments, 152 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Very true, if unpleasant for men! 11/27/2005 I have discovered that the most effective oral contraceptive is the word "NO!" 0 Comments, 160 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What should've been an obvious answer! 11/27/2005 During a friendly talk at the church picnic a young man asked the elderly preacher "Is it really a sin to sleep with a girl?" "Not at all, " replied the man of the cloth, "but you youngsters 0 Comments, 125 Views, 0 Votes | |
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And who needs help? 11/27/2005 The young man pulled the car to the shoulder of the deserted road and stopped. He turned to his beautiful girl and asked "If I try to make love to you will you call for help?" "Only if you ne 0 Comments, 141 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A smart student! 11/27/2005 The Vice-Principal of the elementary school stopped by the room of the new third grade teacher. This was her first day and he wanted to make sure she was adjusting adequately. "There is one probl 0 Comments, 206 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A lawyer Joke with a riddle for the ages. 11/25/2005 A high-priced lawyer, a reasonably-price lawyer and the Easter Bunny were playing cards one night. Suddenly, someone threw a bag of money in the center of the table. The lights went out momentari 0 Comments, 217 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A zinger and a half! 11/25/2005 "Why oh why do you have to buy bras that cost so much, " said the angry husband as he looked over the credit card bill, "You don't have much to put in them!" "If we are going by those standard 0 Comments, 134 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Always listen carefully. 11/25/2005 "Hey jerk-off, " complained the young woman to her boyfriend, "You promised to take me to Florida!" "I never promised you any such thing, " insisted her man friend, "All I said was 'I am going 0 Comments, 135 Views, 0 Votes | |
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I guess he thought he left her out! 11/25/2005 A young man entered a drug store and walked up to the counter currently tended by a prudish, elderly woman. "Could I please have three condoms, Miss?" He asked politely. The elderly clerk beca 0 Comments, 127 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A truth about our legal system. 11/25/2005 In case you didn't know it, a jury is a group of twelve people chosen to decide who has the better lawyer! 0 Comments, 113 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Hook, line and sinker! 11/22/2005 "Honey, " the wife said sweetly to her husband at the breakfast table, "do you remember the bass you spent a weekend fishing for a couple of months ago?" "Yeah, of course, " muttered the husba 0 Comments, 212 Views, 0 Votes | |
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He may have discovered an important clue. 11/22/2005 Did anyone ever hear about the guy who never worried about his wife's fidelity? He never worried about it until he moved from Baltimore to San Diego and found out he had the same postman! 0 Comments, 159 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A true business man! 11/22/2005 Two very successful retauranteurs were talking business when one sadly announced, "I just found out my married is having an affair." "Oh really, " replied the other, "Who's catering it?" 0 Comments, 219 Views, 0 Votes | |
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That'll teach him a lesson! 11/22/2005 The mild mannered Civil Servant returned from work early one day. When he entered, he found a topcoat, hat and umbrella, none of which belonged to him. He walked into the bedroom where he found h 0 Comments, 194 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Did he just prove her point? 11/22/2005 A business man returned home from a trip to find his wife in bed fornicating with a handsome young man. "Just what the hell do you two think you're doing?" The husband asked indignantly. 0 Comments, 116 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Righteous Indignation! 11/21/2005 The hotel manager picked up the phone only to have a woman scream into his ear. "I'm in room 210, " the female guest raved, "and you should know that there is a man walking around his room, just a 0 Comments, 132 Views, 0 Votes | |
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It's all in how you phrase the question! 11/21/2005 "I take the next turn, don't I?" The driver of the automobile asked. The muffled, female voice from the back seat replied, "Like hell you do!" 0 Comments, 114 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A lady too smart to fall for the old routine! 11/21/2005 The pickup truck coasted to a stop by the edge of the road. "We're out of gas, " said the young man, smiling wickedly. "Yeah, I though you just might be, " the girl replied, pulling a f 0 Comments, 133 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A slight variation on an old routine! 11/21/2005 George's Ford Mustang coasted to a stop at the edge of the road. "Please don't tell me you're going to pull that worn out routine of 'we're out of gas' are you." Said his date. "Not a 0 Comments, 123 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Uh-uh. 11/21/2005 A young man was trying to pick up a lovely young lass in a bar. "First, I'm gonna but you some drinks and get you a buzz going, " said the young man. "No you won't" replied the woman. 0 Comments, 155 Views, 0 Votes |
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