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PREACHER AND THE COWBOY 2/3/2005
A pompous preacher was seated next to a cowboy
on a flight to Montana. After the plane was
airborne, drink orders were taken.
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The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which
was br
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Bubba and Mary Lou 2/3/2005
Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge,
so he sent Mary Lou to the hardware store.
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At the hardware store Mary Lou saw a beautiful teapot on
a top
shelf as s
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RED RIDING HOOD 2/3/2005
Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when
suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and,
holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm
going to screw your brains out.
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SNOW WHITE 2/3/2005
Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she
ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then
sat on his face screaming, "Lie to me. Lie to me!"
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MICKEY MOUSE 2/3/2005
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and
the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife
is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't say
she was crazy, I said she's fucking Goofy."
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PINOCCHIO 2/3/2005
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain
about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio,
therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.
Gepetto suggested he tr
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i wanted you to love me 12/5/2004
i w anted you to love me i wanted you to care but feelings of
my own self worth kept me clouded ehre before i realized
what was wrong your love i pushed away and se
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my Christmas gift 12/3/2004
on a snowy christmas morn i snuggled close to you for warmth
i looked up slowley to your face as you lay sleeping in such
grace i kissed you softly upon your chest and
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realize 12/3/2004
i opend my eyes and there you were as i kneeld so softly on
your furs you gazed down at me with a warm smile and quietly
said welcome my i kneeled so quit and smi
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the way you look at me 11/27/2004
i love the way you look at me the way you make me fee but far
above all of that i love that you are real real in flesh and
real in thought real in every way and when you look the way
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my angel 11/27/2004
this day i met an angel ive met her here before this day she
brought me guidence and saw i wanted more she covered me
with kisses from my head down to my toes and wisperd in my
ear it
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Guidence 11/26/2004
the longer that i think of you the more i now know what to do
the way you guide me is so real it brings about the way i feel
your touch so tender yet still strong you love so gentle
deep
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im lost 11/24/2004
when i woke this morning i looked and you were gone i wondered
if i really had done something so wrong i felt so all alone
as i lay here on the bed thinking hard to figure o
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my love is true 11/17/2004
here i feel so all alone
im always waiting by the phone
for you to call me like you say
yet here passes another day
dont you know how much i cry
sometimes wishing i coul
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untitled 11/14/2004
as a girl travels with hands held of God
You follow as always not far from the lot
a girl can see You she looks for Your nod
to guide her and love her to carry on
Your nod comes to girl s
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kittycat 11/12/2004
i had a little kitty cat
he was small and very fat
he rolled around upon the floor
tried to climb on the screen door
he played in night and slept in day
but there is one
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one belief 11/12/2004
when one has been with One so long and One passes it is hard
topick up where you left off an d move forward this one has
been in search of her One for three years now an
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Dear God 11/12/2004
oh dear god how can this be
you've taken everything from me
you said believe you said be free
still you've taken all from me
just how much must one endure
to be ready to be pure
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untittled 11/12/2004
come and take me by the hand and lead me over desert sands
to a place in time we long to fill our hearts with simple song
to find the treasure of the soul take my hand away we'll
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a girls way 11/11/2004
girl smiles contently as she hears Your Step
draw closer she feels her unconditional
love gleeming from her heart she feels her
body grow warm as she hears the step of
her Beloved Master she
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NO Joke 11/11/2004
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....
Of course, the
wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window
of the biggest
house adjacent to the course.
The hus
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Harley Davidson and God 11/11/2004
An engineer of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation
died and went to
heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told him, "Since you've
been such a good man
and your motorcycles have changed the wo
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flat tummy 11/11/2004
A little boy walks into his parents' room and sees his
mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her
and quickly dismounts, worried about what her has
seen. She dresses quickly and
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a dream 11/11/2004
once i had a dream of you
of skin so soft and eyes of blue
of wishfull thoughts a nice smile
thoughtfull gestures relaxing a while
a dream so vivid, so close, so real
a dream that i co
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reflections 11/11/2004
hi this girl would like to state her opinion onlife in general
girl believes that each person reflects on his or her own
choices they make throughout their lifetime girl thinks
that
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untittled 11/10/2004
as you soar high above me
the gravel crumbles beneath my feet
i gaze upon you and come to see
your strength is waiting here for me
i extend my hand up to the sky
trying to touch
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different view 11/9/2004
wandering along the sandy shores
my thoughts with the eagles soar
a millon miles high above the sea
a millon thoughts of being free
the fear those thoughts access within
then feeling y
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trust 11/9/2004
trust is somthing you give and take
its real its free make no mistake
when you give your trust to one
in hopes that life does not come undone
and they take it from your hands
squee
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how could you? 11/9/2004
this one would like to take a moment or two to speak her feelings
on the word No and what it means girl was always taught that
no matter your relation no matter your situat
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they lied i cried 11/8/2004
sitting here with tears on my face
wondering why here in this place
they said you just need a little faith
they lied
gathering my thoughts and my dreams
listening to the silen
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