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Black Air 11/4/2011 Aaron Seagull placed the Guidance Control Helmet on Senator Arrowbrim Recovering Alcoholic wife’s head an d Began to Butt Fuck her with his 18b inch Black Dick in his private Helicopter out in the P 8 Comments, 20 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Threats 10/31/2011 Don’t you ever, ever say that Again! Why I’ll your wife and , and make you watch, then I’ll slice you like roast beef in Clear Cut until you tell the truth and are dead, then I’ll burn down y 8 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Seaside Romance 10/25/2011 So this Navy Seal goes to this House in Dan Diego California and get a date with Sunshine. She looks at him in this uniform and asks him what does he want in the mouth in pussy or in the ass, he shak 8 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Cum to Las Vegas 10/22/2011 Jercus Jercus, is where the taxi brought Ten Year Old Maria from Houston Texas, with her Evil Mother Sarah Fredel, she was sold within ten minutes. Maybell Campbell took her to her suite, and explaine 8 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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The New Court System 10/11/2011 Dicksuck Chapel Lloyd was the new Chaplin in the Nevada State Penitentiary, the Warden Meyer’s explained that he had several good Trustee’s that worked at the Library that he trusted and were ver 8 Comments, 15 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Blood is thicker then water 10/8/2011 Bonnie and Roger sat next door watching a hidden camera as Gerard was running around looking for his bank card that Bonnie stole, as she gave her brother a deep throat to his pubic hair, he chuckled 8 Comments, 30 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Everything Else 10/6/2011 Difference between Cain and Able, was God liked the fried chicken but didn’t care for the cucumbers it gave him an upset stomach. I t still continues with the Farmer who is Cain and the Rancher who 8 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes | |
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A Re-Print of Panet Fart and then some 10/6/2011 Planet Fart The Planet Fart was full of Jesus People who got conscious raised by the Police Departments’ Special Bike Cyclists, who drake grape juice that was too fermente 8 Comments, 2 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Present Day 10/6/2011 Not another Planet Fart Story Yes TJBonobo continues his brave courageous fight against the overwhelming numbers of Jesus People and Black Pantheara’s and Goddesses of various drug cults. Well TJBon 8 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Pretty Boy 10/6/2011 The Beverly Hill Out-Call Dataton received a call from Bill Gillespie f0r an To Knights of Malta Annual Men’s Chief Meeting Convention. He needed a handsome to attend the Secret meeting of Californi 8 Comments, 33 Views, 0 Votes | |
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True Police Story 10/4/2011 Mrs. Jones and Mr. Grumpy were married because of Dad’s Shot Gun; he was an outlaw farm boy football hero that could drink the best man under the table, but got his pregnant and had no choice. She 8 Comments, 40 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Grand Prize Winner 10/2/2011 Animal was a Hell Angles, he hit the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstake for Ten Million Dollars; so he had a small buffet Apartment downtown to use, he had all his , grandchildren, and relatives whi 8 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes | |
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City Nights 9/30/2011 Mike O’Dea told Gloria to put on her mini skirt and Stiletto high heels and take off her panties and met at the apartment house staircase at the fire door to the roof, she obeyed. He told her not to 8 Comments, 17 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Why I hate to answer the Phone. 9/28/2011 Hello Mrs. S. Jones, this Officer John Sadist, I’m afraid I have some terrible news for you. Do you want to sit down? Hello is you still there. Yes there was a bad traffic accident on the Interstat 8 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Flood Victim's Cars 9/22/2011 John was a flood victim and his car needed to be reupholstered, but the dealers where all out because of so many people that had the same problem even Whitney sold out of carpet, John was on a dry spe 8 Comments, 13 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Going Slowly Mad! 9/20/2011 A new meaner way of getting to the truth out of KGB Generals Then the water mask was to bring them into a small sound proof room and strapped to a chair which was bolted into the wooden floor at Guant 8 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Police Inquiry 9/15/2011 Sid was a Schizophrenic with latten Homosexual problems, compounded with mixed with substance abuse, Officer! I understand that this Serial Killer of yours fits his description, but I cannot release t 8 Comments, 52 Views, 0 Votes | |
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My Life is the Night Life 9/11/2011 Night Life Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man no time to talk Music loud and women warm I've been kicked around, since I was born And now it's all right, it's okay And you m 8 Comments, 10 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sunday Services of Old 9/11/2011 Temple of the Sun Balaam and Astarte sat equal in a golden double seated engraved throne of Egyptian symbols high above in a Syrian hill of Resbah facing the rising Sun in a columned temple across 9 8 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes | |
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New Gay Men 8/13/2011 Rainbow Power Today with the male homosexuality so out of the closet so to speak, the Adulteress affair might sound something like this. Hello Jim, is Carol gone to work yet? Susan left for her Semina 8 Comments, 25 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Old Nevada 8/2/2011 Sheriff Burt Hanson, got the boys together, Mitch, Gush, Don, Mike, and John, the best dam Deputies he ever had. He explained his plan. Well men he said, this town is really getting kind of dull, and 8 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Turn Around Bright Eyes 7/29/2011 Vinnie Vicente was Gay, and had to learn to give head, face, to a very rich important business women of another publishing firm, and by doing this he would be able to get a job with Play Girl as Manag 8 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes | |
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He's Alive! 7/21/2011 The Continuing Adventures of TJBonobo in Planet Fart Well after TJ almost got killed by a Jesus People trickery, distracting him while he was cooking some health food, and it burned up and ma 8 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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New Bike 7/7/2011 Birthday Present Well the bicycle you wanted cost a lot of money; mother and I do the best we can. But Dad aren’t you going to read the instruction book on how to assemble it? No we throw that awa 8 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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He was So Stupid! 6/19/2011 How Stupid Was He? Well when Police Chief Charlie Beck of the Los Angeles Police Department came out to the parking lot he saw a brand new stretch Limo with dark smoke glass windows a private plate, a 8 Comments, 63 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Up the down staircase 6/10/2011 Senator Arrowbrim called the Ranch and asked for Bambi. Madam Velour told Bambi to do whatever the Senator wanted because he helps pay for the lights and gas. Poor Bambi was young and rather inexperie 8 Comments, 357 Views, 0 Votes | |
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What Police do while dating 6/9/2011 The Police Academy Picnic was to be held on Fire Island N.Y. N.Y In the Red hot August summer sun, the Aqua waves of the afternoon tide rolled the Silver spray of the salt sea in, as the blenders chur 8 Comments, 46 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Sexism in Bibical Times 6/4/2011 Man was walking in the Garden of Eden with God, and man said, ” God you are so much greater than I, couldn’t you make me somebody like myself as a playmate?” And God told Addam to go to sleep. S 8 Comments, 66 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Making Them Mad! 5/27/2011 PM I awoke just a just time ago to I belittlement of agitation from everybody, female, Black, White homosexual, and Native American Indian, So understanding that they all wanted to manipulate my spiri 8 Comments, 31 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Police Business 5/20/2011 Period of prolonged heavy breathing Hello, Hello, Hello, is anybody there? Hangs up Period of prolonged heavy breathing Hello, Hello, Hello, is anybody there? Hangs up Period of prolonged heavy breath 8 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes |
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