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ABSTINANCE 7/31/2018
There was a businessman, and he was not feeling well, so
he went to see the doctor about it. The doctor says to him,
"Well, it must be your diet, what sort of greens do
you eat?" The man rep
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Tattoo 7/30/2018
A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him
as a basketball player. They start to talk, and eventually,
go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes
off his shirt. On
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Get well soon! 7/27/2018
A traffic cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed
appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well;
however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs
in his cr
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Files Her Tax Return 7/27/2018
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells
him that she needs to file her taxes. <br><br>
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll
need to ask a few questions.&qu
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Born When? 7/24/2018
I was chatting to this girl in the pub last night and told
her of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman
was born, simply by holding their breasts in my hands. <br><br>
Sh
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The Silent Treatment 7/23/2018
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the
man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake
him at 5:00am for an e
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Confession 7/20/2018
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini,
Italy, went to the local church for confession. <br><br>
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional,
The man said:
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Getting The Most Out Of Counselling 7/15/2018
After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant
arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way
to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had
been at each other's throa
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The King And The Counts 7/15/2018
A King ordered the heads of several of his counts chopped
off because they refused to reveal where they had buried
their treasures. As the axes began to fall, one count decided
to change his mind, but
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THE HORTH WITHPERER 7/12/2018
Bob calls his buddy Sam, the rancher, and says he's
sending a friend over to look at a . Sam asks "How
will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech
im
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The Golfer and the Leprechaun. 7/12/2018
An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive
into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun
flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's
ball beside him.
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The Straw Hat 7/11/2018
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you wer
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My First Time 7/9/2018
It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. <br><br>
The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. <br><
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Blonde Painting 7/9/2018
One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants
to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods.
She rings the door bell and says, "HI, is there anything I could do for
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A Drunk 6/28/2018
A drunk walks out of a bar with akey in his hand and he is stumbling
back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, 'Can I help
you Sir?' 'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr
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Organist 6/28/2018
A small church had a very attractive big- busted organist
and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled
while she played the organ. <br><br>
Unfortunately, she distracted the
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Bubba And The Lawyer 6/21/2018
Down south, Bubba ed his attorney and asked, "Is
It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin
People to git cancer ?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true, " responded the
lawyer.
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Finally a sensitive man 6/12/2018
A woman meets a good-looking man in a bar. They talk, they
connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that his bedroom
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"I’ve outlived my dick." A Poem - by Willie Nelson 6/6/2018
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my pride and joy, Is now my water spout. <br><br>
Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring. But no
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Senior Surgery 6/4/2018
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his , a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he asked to speak to his .
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AN OVERWEIGHT BLONDE 6/4/2018
An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice.
The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty
days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty
pounds. <br>
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Honesty 6/4/2018
A girl says to her mother "I know where babies come
from Mummy. Sarah told me." Her mother replied "And where is that, dear?"
The girl says "She said that you put Daddy's
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The Phone Call 6/4/2018
A woman is having sex with her husband's best friend
when the phone rings. It's her husband's ringtone,
so she stops to pick it up. There's a big grin on her face
as she talks to him.
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My Travel Plans for 2018-2019 6/4/2018
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots
with someone. <br><br>
I've also never been in Cognito. I
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Holiday Present 5/28/2018
Bob's wife is going off to Paris for a long weekend with
her girlfriends. As he drives her to the airport, she says
to him: <br><br>
"Is there anything you'd like me to bring
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Billy Bob and Luther 5/24/2018
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy
Bob tells Luther" Ya knowI reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation.
Only this year I'm gonna do it A little different. The la
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Free Oranges 5/19/2018
Lulu was a , but she didn't want her grandma
to know. <br><br>
One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls
outside and made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's grandma
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WELL, I'LL BE GONE 5/17/2018
A guy walks into a bar with his and says, "I'll
have a otch and water and my would like a whiskey sour."
<br><br>
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals
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Photo on the night stand 5/16/2018
After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. <br><br>
'Is this your husband?' he nervou
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Underwear dust 5/3/2018
evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said
to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes
in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your
butt!' <br><b
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Fireman Sex 5/1/2018
A FIREMAN came home from work day and told his wife, 'You
know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL
1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all
slide down the
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THE BOTTLE OF WINE 5/1/2018
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were
married, or wish you weren't married, this is something
to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Mary was driving home fr
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THE CORK 4/30/2018
Arab terrorists were in a locker room taking a shower
after their bomb making class in Toronto, when notices
the other has a huge cork stuck in his arse. If you do not mind me saying, " stated t
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YOU CAN'T FOOL THE IRISH....... 4/30/2018
Mrs O'Brien comes to visit her Seamus for 3 days
in Dublin where he is studying. She finds out that her
lives with Vikki, a girl roomate. Mrs O'Brien couldn't
but notice how pretty Seam
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Impotent 4/25/2018
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed. <br><br>
He says “Doc, I think I’m impotent.” <br><br>
Doctor sits him down and begins the standard speech he gives
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Cowboy 4/24/2018
Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE. <br><br>
CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG SIR? <br><br>
Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY!
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THE BOTTLE OF WINE 4/17/2018
For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were
married, or wish you weren't married, this is something
to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Mary was driving home fr
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YOU CAN'T FOOL THE IRISH....... 4/17/2018
Mrs O'Brien comes to visit her Seamus for 3 days
in Dublin where he is studying. She finds out that her
lives with Vikki, a girl roomate. Mrs O'Brien couldn't
help but notice how pretty
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WHEELIE BIN 4/17/2018
A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie
bins and emptying them into his dustcart. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out
so he has a quick look for it, (unusual
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Desperates 4/17/2018
Having been chatting to a few of the girls (ladies) on here
and elsewhere, there seems to be a trend for them to start
using the term "Desperates". What is a "Desperate"? Normall
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Disappointed 4/9/2018
A teacher asked her 6th grade class: “Who can tell me,
which human organ becomes 10 times bigger when it’s stimulated?”
<br><br>
Maria stood up, bright red and angry, and said “How
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A drover in the Northern Territories 4/8/2018
A Drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile by his side.
<br><br>
He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished
patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open
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Good Ears 3/28/2018
A young man moved into his first new apartment on his own,
and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While
there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment
next to the mailboxes,
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Vanilla Pudding Robbery 3/13/2018
This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article
which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery
on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts
at disab
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TWO STRINGS 3/6/2018
These two strings walk up to a bar. The first string walks
in and orders and the bartender throws him out and yells
"I don't serve strings in this bar..."
<br><br>
The other
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A LITTLE BRITISH HUMOUR 3/5/2018
The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the
entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left
was taken by a well> dressed, middle-aged, French
woman's poodle. The war-wear
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The Vicar's Salary. 3/2/2018
The local Vicar explains that he must move on to a larger
congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within
the congregation. No one wants him to leave. <br><br>
Mike Smith, who
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Chicken Sandwich 2/25/2018
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
<br><br>
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and
became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their
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Mice 2/18/2018
Mice How Many Mice Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb? <br><br>
Now, wait a minute, before you scroll down for the answer, see if you can figure this out. Come on... Think about it! How
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Frank 2/17/2018
A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going
by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect
timing. You're just like Frank.' Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie:
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Primark Catalogue 2/9/2018
Two Thanetians were looking at a Primark Catalog and admiring the Models. <br><br>
One says to the other, 'Have you seen the beautiful girls in this Catalog?'
<br><br>
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Gardening 2/8/2018
A nymphomaniac was doing her gardening sunday afternoon
when the wind blew her skirt up to reveal her bare arse. At
this moment a appeared in the garden and stuck his tongue
in her crotch. Without
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Crosses 2/8/2018
What do you get if you cross a bullet and a tree with no leaves?
A cartridge in a bare tree. <br><br>
What would you get if you crossed a bat with a lly hearts
club? Lots of blind dates. &
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A smart blonde! 2/1/2018
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute
blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know, " he says, "I've heard
that flights will go quicke
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Three Little Pigs 2/1/2018
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter
came and took their drink order. <br><br>
'I would like a Sprite, ' said the first little
piggy. <br><br>
<
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Date Site Descriptions 1/31/2018
You might find this amusing. Dating Site Deriptions
What they Really MEAN: !!!! <br><br>
Female: Adventurous = puts the book down during sex, .
Athletic = No breasts, 30 something = 41, Fu
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Doctors Never Laugh 1/31/2018
Bob went to a doctor and asked him if he ever laughed at a patient.
The doctor replied 'Of course I won't laugh, I'm
a professional. In over twenty I've never laughed
at a patient.&
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Office Showoff 1/29/2018
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had
just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with
antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear
the hot shot, th
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gissa a job 1/29/2018
This will go far... This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy
submitted at a McDonald's restaurant in Florida;
and they hired him because he was so hst and funny! NAME: Greg Bul
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At The Anatomy Class 1/23/2018
A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy
class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The
instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the
woman if she knows what h
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Maxims 1/22/2018
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
Two wrongs are only the beginning. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no life
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Spelling..... 1/21/2018
Thought you’d like this: Rearrange the letters to spell
out an important part of the human body that is more useful
when erect! <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br&
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A mental hospital 1/19/2018
After hearing that of the patients in a mental hospital
had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him
out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the reuer's
file and ed him into h
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Two Scots 1/18/2018
ots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub diussing
Jock's forthcoming wedding. 'Ach, it's all going grand, ' says Jock.
'I've got everything organised already: the
flowers,
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THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX 1/17/2018
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy
night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people
waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An o
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THINKING OUTSIDE THE BOX 1/17/2018
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy
night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people
waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An o
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But My Wife Won't Like It 1/16/2018
A Golfer accidentally overturned his cart. <br><br>
Elizabeth, a "beautiful" real golfer who lived
in a villa on the golf course heard the noise and yelled over to him. <br>
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Dolphins 1/16/2018
A few ago, there was a really eccentric oil tycoon
who had taken it into his head to collect really strange
and exotic pets. day, deciding to add to his collection,
he walked into the store of an ex
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Racing Snail 1/13/2018
My racing snail is not winning races anymore so I decided
to take his shell off to reduce his weight and make him more
aerodynamic. It didnt work if anything its made him more sluggish
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The Bacon Tree 1/13/2018
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly
and close to death. They are close to just lying down and
waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......
<br><br>
'He
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Pest Control 1/12/2018
An Irishwoman was having a passionate affair with an inspector
from a pest-control company. afternoon they were carrying
on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home
unexpectedly. &qu
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Leaving Early 1/9/2018
women all worked in the same office, with the same
female boss. Each day they noticed that the boss would leave
work early. day, the women decided, that when the boss left, they
would leave right beh
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Sacked 1/6/2018
The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to
take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity
Scheme and employ peop
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Lemon Squeeze 1/4/2018
There once was a religious young Irishwoman who went to
Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said,
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." The priest said, "Confess you
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NI Women 12/27/2017
Three men sitting together bragging about how they had
given their new wives duties to perform. Terry had married
a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his new
wife to do all the dishes a
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Frozen Turkey 12/18/2017
Sarah new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs,
'Richard doesn't appreciate what I do for him.'
'Now, now, ' her mother comforted, 'I am
sure it was all just a misun
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I want to see something really cheap 12/15/2017
After being away on business for a week before Christmas,
Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
<br><br>
<br><br>
"How about some perfume?" he
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Ethel 12/14/2017
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to
charge around the nursing home, taking corners on wheel
and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was
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The Wedding Night. 12/13/2017
eggs decide to get married. Along comes the big day and
everything goes to plan. But they are both very nervous
about the hymoon night so the female egg decides to dress
up in a skimpy little negligee
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Catholic Dog 12/13/2017
Muldoon lived al in the Irish countryside with only
a pet for company. day the died, and Muldoon we
nt to the parish priest and asked, "Father, my dog
is dead. Could ya' be saying' a
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Onions And Christmas Trees 12/7/2017
A family is at the dinner table. The asks his father,
'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? <br><br>
The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, , there
are kinds of Boobs: <br&
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LIFE THOUGHTS BY 'DUCKY' 12/6/2017
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess'
on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. <br><br>
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. <
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Looks of Disappointment 12/5/2017
A Irishman was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery,
and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered
open and he said, "You're truly beautiful."
Then he fell asleep a
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ONLY IN SCOTLAND 12/4/2017
A Scottish soldier in full dress marches into a pharmacy
to speak to the chemist. The Scot opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded
cotton bandana, opens it to reveal a smaller silk square
wh
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Trained 11/29/2017
An old man who'd lived all his life back up in the hills
came to visit a childhood friend. Now he'd never laid
eyes on a train or the iron rails on which they run. Standing in the middle of
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Irish Virginity Test Kit 11/28/2017
Paddy is planning to marry and asks his doctor how he can
tell if his bride - to - be is still a virgin. The doc says, "
Aye Paddy, all Irish use 3 things for what we call a DIY virginity
test ki
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Mick & Paddy 11/26/2017
Mick met Paddy in the street and said, 'Paddy, will
you draw your bedroom curtains before making love to your
wife in future?' 'Bejaysus Why?' Paddy asked. 'Because, ' said
0 Comments,
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Paddy 11/24/2017
Paddy walks into his GP's surgery and punches doctor!
He then shouts "You bastrd telling my wife she has
a nice fanny!" The doctor says "I told her she's got acute angina..!&quo
0 Comments,
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Deodoranjt 11/20/2017
I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.
0 Comments,
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Near Death Experience 11/20/2017
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death
experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No
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The Blonde and the Casino 11/20/2017
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand
rand (R20, 000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don&
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HOLY SOAP 11/14/2017
Two priests are off to the showers late one night. <br><br>
They undress and step into the showers before they realize
there is no soap. <br><br>
Father John says he has soap i
0 Comments,
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Elderly Couple 11/13/2017
An elderly couple who were both widowed had been going out
with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends
they decided it was finally time to get married. Before
the wedding they went out
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This old wino 11/10/2017
This old wino staggers into a bar and the barman immediately
told him to get out. The said that he would only leave
if the barman gave him a cocktail stick. The barman, thinking
this was a fair excha
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Frozen Wimdows 11/6/2017
Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning: "Windows frozen." Husband texts back: "pour some luke warm water over it." <br><br>
Wife texts back: <br><br>
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Trouble sleeping 10/27/2017
The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office.
"What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
<br><br>
"Well, I, uh, " she stammered. "I think
I, uh, mig
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Jewish Divorce 10/26/2017
A jewish girl calls her mother : 'Mum, I'm getting
a divorce'. 'A divorce? Why?' replied the shocked mother.
'Mum, all he wants his anal sex. I used to have a lovely
little ars
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50 Years! 10/18/2017
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember
the first time we had sex together over fifty years a go?
We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against
the back fence and I
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Penis Enlargement 10/16/2017
A man went to a doctor to have his dick enlarged. The particular
procedure involved grafting a baby elephant’s trunk
onto the end. Overjoyed, the man went out with his girlfriend
to a very fancy res
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Vely Good 10/15/2017
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City
restaurant and notices that the three Japanese businessmen
seated there are furiously masturbating. <br><br>
She yells, "Wh
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Performance Evaluation! 10/14/2017
A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when
he saw a coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But
later, the is back again. So, he goes over to the and notices he has a note in his
mo
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How My Husband Broke His Arms.... 10/14/2017
Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't
run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed,
but somehow the message never sank in. Finally I thought
of a clever way to
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The British Way 10/12/2017
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through
the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to
find a British
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The Atheist and the Bear 10/11/2017
An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees'! 'What powerful rivers'! 'What beautiful animals'! He said to himself. <br><br>
As he was walking al
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Fairy Tale 10/10/2017
One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly,
did not whine, nag or bitch......... But it was a long time ago..... …and it was just the ONE day. The End
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Guy's Logic 10/10/2017
Lady: Do you drink? Man: Yes. <br><br>
Lady: How much a day? Man: Three 6 packs. <br><br>
Lady: How much per 6 pack? Man: About $10.00. <br><br>
Lady: And how long
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Fake two dollar bill 10/9/2017
On my way home from the second job I've taken for the
extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick
bite to eat. In my wallet is a $50 bill and a $2 bill. That is
all of the cash I
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Harrods 10/8/2017
Harrods <br><br>
*A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking
for a job. The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?'
The young man answered 'Ye
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Random Jokes 10/8/2017
Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the
middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and
farting, so I knew I made it home OK! <br><br>
<br><br>
T
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LAWS OF INEVITABILITY 10/5/2017
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will
begin to itch or you'll have to pee. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessib
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Nair 10/5/2017
My neighbour found out her could hardly hear so she took
it to the vet. <br><br>
He found that the problem was hair in its ears. <br><br>
He cleaned both ears and the could he
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The Wedding Night 10/3/2017
Maria had just gotten married, and being a traditional
Ital ian she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying
at her mother's house, she was a very nervous. Her mother reassured her,
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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED 9/29/2017
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18,
28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ? <br><br>
. At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 -- You tell her a story and take
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A Few Thoughts For You 9/29/2017
• Those who can laugh without cause have either found
the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving
mad. Norm Papernick • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while
dishwashi
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The Lonely Widow 9/29/2017
Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent
over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that
she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would
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Another Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman Joke 9/29/2017
There's an Englishman, Irishman & a Scotsman
all talking about their teenage daughters. The Englishman says "I was cleaning my 's
room the other day & I found a packet of cigare
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Bruce And Sheila 9/29/2017
Bruce is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day
when he sees his girlfriend, Sheila about to throw herself
off. Bruce slams on the brakes and yells "Sheila, what
the hell d'ya think
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LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN 9/29/2017
A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to
use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly
put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's
farm, and we all sa
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20 Rules for Successful Writing 9/26/2017
For those of you who write blogs and articles for the site,
here a a few simple rules for you. <br><br>
1. Verbs has to agree with their subjects 2. Prepositions are not words to end sente
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Strange Diseases 9/25/2017
A young couple left their wedding reception, arriving
at the hotel for the first night of their honeymoon. They
cracked the champagne and began undressing. When the groom removed his socks, his new
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THIS IS WHY PARENTS DRINK!! 9/21/2017
A father passing by his 's bedroom was astonished
to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked
up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the
pillow that was addressed
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Gas Prices in Paris - Tres Bien! 9/21/2017
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the
Louvre. <br><br>
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the
paintings, and made it safely to his van. Only two bloc
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Divorce Letter 9/20/2017
Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm
leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for
seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last
two weeks
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Little Johnny's Breakfast 9/20/2017
A grade three teacher is giving a lesson on nutrition, and
she decides to ask her students what they had for breakfast.
To add a spelling component, she asks the students to also
spell their answers.
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Jack Schitt 9/19/2017
The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss
for a response when someone says; "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the on
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Weight Loss 9/18/2017
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight
loss program. <br><br>
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands
before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year
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YOU Can Be The Man Of Your House 9/14/2017
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his
wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From
now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and
my word is law!
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Accident At The Toll Booth 9/13/2017
The driver of a huge trailer lost control of his rig, and
ploughed into an empty toll booth, smashing it to pieces.
Some time after the driver had reported the damage, he watched
as a repair truck pul
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Main Vice President 9/10/2017
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President
of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to
his wife for weeks on end. <br><br>
Finally she couldn't take it any
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Painting the Church 9/8/2017
There was a Scottish painter named Smokey Macgregor who
was very interested in making a penny where he could, so
he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.
<br><br>
A
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Tales From The Shire 9/7/2017
Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly.
They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into
the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door
closes, the ho
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EATING IN THE FIFTIES 9/7/2017
* Pasta had not been invented. * Curry was an unknown entity. * Olive oil was kept in the medicine cabinet * Spices came from the Middle East where we believed that
they were used for embalming * Herb
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New Windows 9/6/2017
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those
expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday,
I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was
complaining that the wi
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The Elderly Golfer 9/6/2017
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the
new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area
of the club house. <br><br>
As he passes through the swinging doors, h
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The Salesman 9/3/2017
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only
to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a
vacuum cleaner. <br><br>
"Good morning, " said the young man.
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HOW LONG HAVE I GOT LEFT? 9/1/2017
A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor.
He asked "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?"
The physician replied that he doubted that his patient
would survive the ni
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THIS IS WHY PARENTS DRINK!! 8/30/2017
A father passing by his 's bedroom was astonished
to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked
up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the
pillow that was addressed
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Tomatoes 8/27/2017
See if this works for yours (tomatoes that is) . . . <br><br>
<br><br>
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't
seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day,
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Survey 8/26/2017
In a recent blowjob survey 7% of the men said they like the
feeling. 10% said they like the power and control. The rest
just enjoyed the peace and quiet.
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Funny Thoughts for the Day 8/24/2017
• Those who can laugh without cause have either found
the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving
mad. Norm Papernick • Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while
dishwashi
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The Irish v. The French! 8/23/2017
The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone
rings. <br><br>
'Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!' a heavily accented voice
said. 'This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in Cou
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A guy's guide to spotting Ms Wrong by the end of the first date 8/22/2017
When you're in the thick of a first date, judgement
may not be on your side. Often you'll find yourself
asking or agreeing to see her again, then waking up the next
morning to a clear-as-day r
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EVEN MORE BLONDE QUESTIONS ANSWERED 8/18/2017
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A
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Irish Priest 8/17/2017
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped
for speeding in Connecticut . The state trooper smells
alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty
wine bottle on the floor of th
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Pumpkin 8/17/2017
This was apparently in the Washington Post .... The title of the article was Best Come Back Line Ever.'
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year
old white male resident of Dacula, G
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SKIRT ZIPPER 8/15/2017
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became
aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come
up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed an
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DATING RITUALS of women 8/10/2017
CANADIAN WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary
position.
I
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Irish Radio Phone In Quiz 8/9/2017
Some belters from Larry Gogans radio show phone in quiz
called the "just a minute quiz"
(Larry) Q. Something a blind man might use? (Contestant) A. A sword
(L.) Q. A song wi
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Why We Like The British 8/8/2017
True Reports from British life ............!!! BRITISH NEWSPAPERS
Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about
a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, '
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Letter From The Boss 8/8/2017
Memorandum
TO: All employees FROM: The boss DATE:August 8th, 2017 RE: Foul Language
It has been brought to management's attention that
some individuals throughout the comp
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Poor Elton 8/2/2017
Elton John goes into the doctor's office and has some
tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Elton,
I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have HIV."
Elton is devastated. "Doc, what
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Pregnancy Question 8/2/2017
Catherine, pregnant with her first , paid a visit
to her obstetrician's office. After the exam, she
shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you..."
"I know, I know, " the doctor said, placing
a reass
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Groans 8/1/2017
Doctor Evil cloned himself again. This time created a full
size version of himself. He was charged with "Bigger
Me."
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Dollywood is currently undergoi
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How To Poop At Work 8/1/2017
We've all been there but don't like to admit it.
We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly
felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince
ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is
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The Test 7/31/2017
One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into
his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the
chemist.
"Could
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My Wife Left Me 7/31/2017
My wife left me... And I don't understand.
After the last was born, she told me we had to cut back
on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer.
I was not a big drinker, may
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My US Air Force 7/31/2017
Even Zoomies get it right once in a while.
A US Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base,
Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's preflight
check, he discovers that the latri
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The Wongs 7/26/2017
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a
new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely
a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
'Congratulations, ' says the
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Stuck In A Bog 7/26/2017
Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick
O'Reilly wandered by.
"Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!"
Don't worry, " assured Mick. "Next to
the Strong Muldoon, Oi'm the str
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DOLLY PARTON AND QUEEN ELIZABETH 7/25/2017
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and
they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be
admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day,
so the
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The Lone Ranger's Last Request 7/25/2017
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian
War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims,
"So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ..
"In honor of the Harvest Festival
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BEER TROUBLE SHOOTING GUIDE 7/25/2017
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. FAULT: Glass empty. ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer. SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backwar
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The Wrong Suit 7/25/2017
An old lady was very upset as her husband Albert had just
passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last
look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw
him she started crying. One
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Miracle Cure 7/20/2017
NEW - Miracle Cure!!!
• Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
• Do you suffer from shyness?
• Do you sometimes wish you were more ass
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Great Advice 7/20/2017
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have
found inner peace.
The article read:
'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off the
things you have started'. <
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A tale of four cats 7/20/2017
Four Cats Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a Government Empl
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pest Control 7/3/2017
An Irishwoman was having a passionate affair with an inspector
from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying
on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home
unexpectedly.
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Odd One Out 7/3/2017
Odd One Out
Which is the odd 1 out? 1. Toaster. 2. Washing machine. 3. Dish washer. 4. Woman.
Answer = A toaster.... Its the only 1 that doesnt drip when its fucked
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2 Irish Nuns 7/3/2017
Two Irish nuns were sitting at traffic light in their car
when a bunch of rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us your tits, ye bloody penguins!"
shouts one of the drunks. The Mother Su
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Mother Of Six 6/29/2017
A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth
to 6 , begins to call her "mother of six"
rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first,
chuckles. A few years down the road, t
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A Biker Story 6/29/2017
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw
a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What
are you doing?" <
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The Three Worst Chinese Tortures 6/29/2017
The Three Worst Chinese Tortures
Once upon a time a starving man named Harry Enis was walking
in the middle of a Chinese forest when he stumbled upon a
huge mansion. It was close to
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Dear Alcohol 6/9/2017
First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge
fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when
needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game,
and you're even around in the
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The power of Alcohol 6/9/2017
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes
in and informs the dad that his was born without torso,
arms or legs. The is just a head! But the dad loves his
and raises him as well
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Moral Test 5/25/2017
This test only has one question, but it's a very important
one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where
you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation
i
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A Jewish Divorce 5/25/2017
A jewish girl calls her mother : 'Mum, I'm getting
a divorce'. 'A divorce? Why?' replied the shocked mother.
'Mum, all he wants his anal sex. I used to have a lovely
little arsehole, the size of a 5C
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30 Views,
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YOU Can Be The Man Of Your House 5/25/2017
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his
wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From
now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and
my word is law! You
0 Comments,
15 Views,
0 Votes
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Survey 5/22/2017
In a recent blowjob survey 7% of the men said they like the
feeling. 10% said they like the power and control. The rest
just enjoyed the peace and quiet.
0 Comments,
13 Views,
0 Votes
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DATING RITUALS OF WOMEN 5/22/2017
CANADIAN WOMEN First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary
position.
IRISH WOME
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15 Views,
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A Night At The Farmhouse 5/20/2017
The salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for
room and board for the night. The farmer told him there was
no vacant room. "I could let you sleep with my , " the
farmer said, "if you
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The Silent Treatment 5/20/2017
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the
man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake
him at 5:00am for an e
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21 Views,
0 Votes
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Barbie Girl 5/20/2017
A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises
that it's his 's birthday and he has not
bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his
a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbi
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3 Eggs And A Little Cash 5/19/2017
A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed
him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found.
He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7, 000 in cash he found in
the box, so he aske
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13 Views,
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Chess 5/19/2017
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
standing around in the lobby discussing their recent tournament
victories. About an hour later the manager comes out of
his office and asked
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QUOTES OF THE WEEK 5/19/2017
We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which
is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being
an entrance somewhere else. Tom Stoppard (1937 - ), Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
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Some thoughts on scening 5/18/2017
Scening can be great fun for the parrticipants, and the
viewers if done in a public room, but, it has to be believable
in order to work. While you maybe suspending reality while
you're playing, you ha
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Brothel 5/18/2017
Two eight-year-old boys played in a vacant lot everyday,
and across the street was a brothel. Day after day they saw
men go up, knock on the door, go in, and eventually come out
happy and smiling. One
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MORE BLONDE QUESTIONS ANSWERED 5/18/2017
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door.
Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex? A: Kick open the car door.
Q: Why do
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Blondes and Oil Changes 5/18/2017
(1996, Texas) 45 year old Amy Brasher was arrested in San
Antonio after a mechanic reported to police that 18 packages
of marijuana were packed in the engine compartment of the
car which she had broug
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2 Pots 5/18/2017
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on
the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck. One
of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect
and always delivered
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2 Eggs 5/18/2017
Two eggs decide to get married. Along comes the big day and
everything goes to plan. But they are both very nervous
about the honeymoon night so the female egg decides to dress
up in a skimpy little n
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Date Site Descriptions 5/18/2017
You might find this amusing. Dating Site Descriptions
What they Really MEAN: !!!!
Female: Adventurous = puts the book down during sex, . Athletic = breasts, 30 something = 41, Fun = Annoying,
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The Man's Perspective. 5/18/2017
The site from a mans perspective, is strange and bordering
on sad, we get the various categories, which by not saying
to much, you don't seem to fit into, mostly the categories
include: 1) Look at me
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Bubba's New Toilet Brush 5/18/2017
While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they
decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle.
They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following
week, when the raffle
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At The Anatomy Class 5/18/2017
A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy
class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The
instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the
woman if she knows what h
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Top Ten Blonde Inventions 5/18/2017
10...The water-proof towel 9...Solar powered flashlight 8...Submarine screen door 7...A book on how to read 6...Inflatable dart board 5...A dictionary index 4...Ejector seat in a helicopter. 5...Powde
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Husband And Wife 5/16/2017
TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I d
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The Atheist And The Bear 5/16/2017
An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees'! 'What powerful rivers'! 'What beautiful animals'! He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustli
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One Wprd Or Two 1/13/2017
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going
out with each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time
to get married.
Before the w
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Making breakfast 1/13/2017
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful, "
he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at
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Riddles with an X in front of the rated! 1/13/2017
Apologies if some are a little crass but some of them are
gold! . . . . X-RATED RIDDLES Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in
your new car. =============
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When Jane met Tarzan 1/13/2017
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle...
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted
to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked
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Composure Or Aplomb 1/13/2017
The British have such a command of decorum and aplomb to
which we can only aspire.
This message is for my friends who appreciate the finer
points of the English language used correctly. <
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What Happened Next? 1/13/2017
A man is talking to his best friend about married life.
"You know, " he says, "I really trust
my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me. But
there's always that doubt."
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Baby's First Doctor Visit 11/3/2016
Baby's First Doctor Visit
I hope it will give you a smile!
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first
exam. The d
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Musical Willies 2/9/2016
As there is no section on games, i have put this here. It is
just an idea for people to try out. Let me know how you get
on, and any ideas to improve it. Musical Willies Object of the game: To see how
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Muslim Logic 8/13/2015
A Muslim couple in Peckham Rye, preparing for their wedding,
meet the Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asks if they
have any last questions before they leave. The man asks, "We realize it's a tradi
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What is the difference between men and women? 7/15/2015
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women
some
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In the desert 7/1/2015
2 guys are walking along a desert when they come ascross
a girl buried up to her neck. One of them asks, "What's in it for us if we pull
you out?" She answers, "Sand."
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Blondes on Honeymoon 10/11/2014
A Mother had three virgin blonde daughters. They were all
getting married within a short time period.
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would
get started, she made them a
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Which Do You Prefer? 8/3/2014
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.
She asked me if I preferred breasts or legs.
I told her what I really liked was a shaved fanny
Apparently I'm not we
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Which Do You Prefer? 8/3/2014
Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.
She asked me if I preferred breasts or legs.
I told her what I really liked was a shaved fanny
Apparently I'm not we
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Tickle Me Elmo 7/11/2014
Tickle Me Elmo:
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the
Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me E
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