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Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	ABSTINANCE 7/31/2018 There was a businessman, and he was not feeling well, so he went to see the doctor about it. The doctor says to him, "Well, it must be your diet, what sort of greens do you eat?" The man rep 0 Comments, 61 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Tattoo 7/30/2018 A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a basketball player. They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On 0 Comments, 81 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Get well soon! 7/27/2018 A traffic cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his cr 0 Comments, 92 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Files Her Tax Return 7/27/2018 A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. <br><br> The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions.&qu 0 Comments, 105 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Born When? 7/24/2018 I was chatting to this girl in the pub last night and told her of my uncanny ability to be able to tell the day any woman was born, simply by holding their breasts in my hands. <br><br> Sh 0 Comments, 58 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	The Silent Treatment 7/23/2018 A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00am for an e 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Confession 7/20/2018 An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession. <br><br> When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, The man said: 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Getting The Most Out Of Counselling 7/15/2018 After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counselling. They had been at each other's throa 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	The King And The Counts 7/15/2018 A King ordered the heads of several of his counts chopped off because they refused to reveal where they had buried their treasures. As the axes began to fall, one count decided to change his mind, but 0 Comments, 24 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	THE HORTH WITHPERER 7/12/2018 Bob calls his buddy Sam, the rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a . Sam asks "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech im 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	The Golfer and the Leprechaun. 7/12/2018 An American golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer's ball beside him. 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	The Straw Hat 7/11/2018 A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you wer 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	My First Time 7/9/2018 It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. <br><br> The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. <br>< 0 Comments, 35 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Blonde Painting 7/9/2018 One day a blonde comes out of the tanning salon. She wants to make some money so she goes to one of the rich neighborhoods. She rings the door bell and says, "HI, is there anything I could do for 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	A Drunk 6/28/2018 A drunk walks out of a bar with akey in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, 'Can I help you Sir?' 'Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Organist 6/28/2018 A small church had a very attractive big- busted organist and her breasts were so large that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. <br><br> Unfortunately, she distracted the 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Bubba And The Lawyer 6/21/2018 Down south, Bubba ed his attorney and asked, "Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true, " responded the lawyer. 0 Comments, 38 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Finally a sensitive man 6/12/2018 A woman meets a good-looking man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom 0 Comments, 48 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	"I’ve outlived my dick." A Poem - by Willie Nelson 6/6/2018 My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out. What used to be my pride and joy, Is now my water spout. <br><br> Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring. But no 0 Comments, 26 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Senior Surgery 6/4/2018 An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his , a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he asked to speak to his . 0 Comments, 36 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	AN OVERWEIGHT BLONDE 6/4/2018 An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds. <br> 0 Comments, 41 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Honesty 6/4/2018 A girl says to her mother "I know where babies come from Mummy. Sarah told me." Her mother replied "And where is that, dear?" The girl says "She said that you put Daddy's 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	The Phone Call 6/4/2018 A woman is having sex with her husband's best friend when the phone rings. It's her husband's ringtone, so she stops to pick it up. There's a big grin on her face as she talks to him. 0 Comments, 55 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	My Travel Plans for 2018-2019 6/4/2018 I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. <br><br> I've also never been in Cognito. I 0 Comments, 23 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Holiday Present 5/28/2018 Bob's wife is going off to Paris for a long weekend with her girlfriends. As he drives her to the airport, she says to him: <br><br> "Is there anything you'd like me to bring 0 Comments, 39 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Billy Bob and Luther 5/24/2018 Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther" Ya knowI reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it A little different. The la 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Free Oranges 5/19/2018 Lulu was a , but she didn't want her grandma to know. <br><br> One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's grandma 0 Comments, 29 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	WELL, I'LL BE GONE 5/17/2018 A guy walks into a bar with his and says, "I'll have a otch and water and my would like a whiskey sour." <br><br> The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't allow animals 0 Comments, 45 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Photo on the night stand 5/16/2018 After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. <br><br> 'Is this your husband?' he nervou 0 Comments, 28 Views, 0 Votes
Zeus2512 71 M 166 Articles Score 0.0	Underwear dust 5/3/2018 evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' <br><b 0 Comments, 49 Views, 0 Votes

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